Driving Directions

First off make sure Bob is your copilot. Then disregard anything he says and follow these directions instead:

From the DFW area

Take I35 south thru Austin and get on hwy 71 east. From there, follow the Austin directions.

From San Antonio

Take I35 north to south Austin and get on hwy 71 east. From there, follow the Austin Directions.

From Houston

Take hwy 71 west thru Bastrop. Go a few miles and turn left onto hwy 20. From there, follow the common directions below.

From Austin

Take hwy 71 east almost to Bastrop and turn right onto hwy 20. It's about 20 miles to the intersection, but we never clocked it. Just pay attention and you'll do fine. Once you turn onto 20, follow the common directions below.

Common Directions

OK, so you've turned off of hwy 71 and are on hwy 20 heading south. Go 11.5 miles to Red Rock. You'll see a sign for hwy 812 which is on your right. Turn left and go 3 blocks into the town of Red Rock. Turn left onto Lentz-Main Street. Go a few blocks, past the post office and turn right onto Sand Hills Road. Follow Sand Hills Road for 3.5 miles til you see an intersection where Sand Hills Road drops off to the left and Red Rock Ranch Road goes to the left. There are some yellow arrow signs there. Turn right onto Red Rock Ranch Road. Go 2.1 miles on Red Rock Ranch Road and Dr. Agon'z Wylde Ranch will be on your right. It's the long driveway right before the two flag poles. One of the flags is a Betsy Ross Amerikan flag (circle of stars) and the other is a "Don't Tread On Me" flag that someone hung upside down. Turn right into the driveway, go up the hill.

Here's a map:

(And a big thanks to Sister Decadence for pointing out that there weren't any directions on this web site)

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