I went to a gathering
  with seven hundred Pagans
  I went to a gathering
  with seven hundred Pagans
  danced around the fire, played my drum
  got painted up
  went swimmin, had sex, drank mead and got naked
  (not necessarily in that order)

  I met a couple goddesses
  we did some huggin and squeezin
  met a couple goddesses
  did some kissin and teasin
  jumped into the creek to get it on
  but my dick shriveled up cause it was freezin
  (wasn't as cold as the showers tho)

  had a bottle of mead
  but I broke the corkscrew
  yeah I had a jug of mead
  and a broken corkscrew
  shoved the cork in the bottle with a stick
  had myself a drink or two

    ninety nine bottles of mead on the wall
    ninety nine bottles of mead
    take one down
    pass it around

  I wanna go to a gathering
  with seven million Pagans
  yeah I'm goin to a gathering
  with seven million Pagans
  gonna dance around the fire, play my drum
  get painted up
  go swimmin, have sex, drink mead and get naked
  (ALL AT THE SAME TIME!)