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Djembe Cowboy

Lyrics: Trickster and Diana
Music: several unnamed drummers

Trickster: vocals, djembe
Diana: vocals, percussin'

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party on dudes!

        (boom)(tekka)(boom)(tekka)(booma)(tekka)(tek)(tek)
        (booma)(tekka)(booma)(tekka)(boom)(tek)(tek)(tek)

  (BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)

        Oh No! He's back!
        Everytime we get a groove going, that guy shows up
        with his djembe and stomps all over it!
        There aughtta be a law!

  I'm a djembe cowboy, I'm the king of the drums
  and I got two hands but my playin's all thumbs
  I'm a djembe cowboy, I'm the king of the drum
  I'm a djembe cowboy, look out world - here I come!

    Hey! You like my new drum?           Better than I like you!
    It's a duh-jembe!                    duh what?
    I just got it last week,             no shit!
    but I been practicing a lot!         do it elsewhere
    Just check out my funky riddems!     just check out
     (BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)             ouch!
    I can even play with just one hand!  wacking off with the other?
     (BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)             oh man!
    Now with my left hand!               switch hitter, eh?
     (BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)             awwwww!
    Now with my eyes closed!             somebody shoot me!
     (BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)(BOOM)             arrrrghhhhh!!
    Damn I'm great!

  I'm a djembe cowboy, I'm the king of the fire
  and I got the biggest ba-da-BOOM that cash can acquire
  I'm a djembe cowboy, I'm the king of the fire
      so how come all your rhythms sound like boots in a dryer?

  I step up to the fire and start laying it down
  because the naked tittie women like to dance to my sound
  and I never get beat, I just continue to pound
  but the dancers must be tired cause they're sitting around

    So I guess you chicks are all tired out, huh
    It's not easy to keep up with a guy like me!
    I got that all night rhythm working!
    By the way, did I mention I make love just like I drum?
    So waddaya say baby, wanna slap some skins with me?

       Ya know, your dick won't get any bigger no matter
       how much you beat it against that drum!

  I'm a djembe cowboy, I'm the king of the beat
  and my drumming is so good that I could play with my feet
  I'm a djembe cowboy, I'm the king of the beat
       yeah, like a garbage can blowing in the wind down the street

    WOW! A garbage can! What a great idea!
    Here's one! Let me give it a try...
     (BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)
    That sounds pretty cool!
     (BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)(BANG)
    Hey! Where'd everybody go?
    I guess I'm the sole survivor!
    The all nighter babe exciter!

    Damn that was a great drum circle!!
    I can hardly wait for tomorrow night!

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