we been drinking whiskey, scotch and beer
  and we're manly men so we ain't got no fear
  now don't be a pussy and tell me it's dangerous
  just shut yer damned mouth, hold my beer, and watch this

  there's a barn with a tree growin next to it on my ranch
  and hanging over the roof there's a big ol' rotten branch
  I'm gonna climb my ass up thirty feet in that there tree
  then one of you boys throw the chainsaw up to me

  Chorus:
    hold my beer and watch this
    hold my beer and watch this
    I got a plan that can't miss
    just hold my beer and watch this

  it rained last night all over our firewood
  and that soggy kindling don't wanna burn too good
  but I got a way to start us a big ass fire
  gimme that hose so I can siphon some gas from my car

  me and my buddies went fishing down at the lake
  we found us a six foot water moccosin snake
  now they can't bite ya, or so I've heard it said
  if ya grab ahold of em right behind their head